Online Beer Club

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He says mainstream ales, just bore him
The man who’s got it all, but needs someone to make decisions for him
I know you’ve got the facts, and who am I to doubt it
“Beer tastes better when you know a bit more about it”
Apparently…

The choice is never ending
For the connoisseur or the condescending… from the online club!

Spring-like hops with a yeasty bite
The recipe for working up an appetite
Although he quite fancied a bag of chips
Opted for artisan kale and ricotta dips
See instagram for proof…

Watch my love of life diminish
When I hear of peach aromas and a zingy grapefruit finish… from the online club!

A misconstrued complexity
Craving authenticity
An elusive, bitter quality
Not sure if that’s the drinkers or the ales

He loves to recall the first time he said
He was off to work on his crafts, in his shed
His palate’s cleansed with his selection
Drinking alone with his vinyl collection
Hipster paradise…

Pumpkin gluten-free’s my favourite
It’s not just millennials who savour it… I’ve joined the online club!

A misconstrued complexity
Craving authenticity
An elusive, bitter quality
Not sure if that’s the drinkers or the ales!

The choice is never ending
For the connoisseur or the condescending… from the online club!

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released September 25, 2018

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The Humdrum Express Kidderminster, UK

Regularly championed by BBC 6 Music and famed for withering critique, The Humdrum Express breezily delivers offbeat observation, social commentary and sharp wit; fused with familiar cultural references, surreal characters and subtle puns.

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